Friends

I have 2 lovely friends in my apartment. “Already?” you’re thinking. Yep, I’m a lucky gal. I wouldn’t think myself so lucky if they were alive. You see, my friends are cockroaches. I found the first one by the kitchen sink. At first I thought it was a pinecone. Then I looked closer and realized what it really was. A grin stole over my face as I casually walked away. A chuckle bubbled up as I considered how some of my friends and family might have responded to such a discovery. Now I ask you: would you like to trade me spots? Here are pictures of my friends so you can make an educated choice. (They actually aren’t that big)